French Jokes

Tom Brokaw "The French announced today that they would not help us remove Saddam from Iraq. Well Duh! They didn't even help us remove Hitler from France."

Jay Leno
"France said this week they need more evidence to convince them Saddam is a threat. Yeah, last time France asked for more evidence it came rollin thru Paris with a German Flag on it."

Dave Letterman
Q. Why are all the highways in France lined with trees? A. So the Germans can march in the shade!!!

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage.

France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.

Mark Twain
Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada.

Q. how many Frenchman does it take to defend Paris.
A. We don't know, it's never been tried.

The best French bashing line heard over the last week is: "We can count on the French to be there when they need us.