Getting Smarter?
Published Jan 01, 1900
A politician, who was rather small-sized, was often derided by an opponent, a tall, well-built man. One day the opponent walked up to him, looked down at him and said poudly, "You know, I could just swallow you up!" "In that event," said the little fellow, looking up," you would have more brains in your stomach than you'll ever have in your head!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
