Hilary And Arnold
Published Jul 31, 2004

Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said; "If you were my husband I would poison your drink."
Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear, "If you were my wife I would drink it.
Originally published August 01, 2004.