Iraq Politically In-Correct Humor

Q: What does Saddam Hussein want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.

Q: Why did the U.S. armed forces blow up an air raid shelter?
A: Because they couldn't find a Jetliner.

Q: Have you seen the new Iraqi Flag?
A: White stars on a white field.

Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do you get when you put 30 Iraqi women in a bomb shelter?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It doesn't matter. The electricity's been off for a month anyway.

Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: They need a map.

Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador.

Q: How do you get 30 Iraqis into a phone booth?
A: Tell them it isn't theirs.

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and Fred Flintstone have in common?
A: When they look out their windows, they both see rubble!

Q: How do you get 200 Iraqis out of a bingo hall?
A: Shout "B-52!"

Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A. You only have to teach them to take off.

Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52...F-16...B-2

Q: What is Iraq's national bird?
A: Duck