Of Civil Servants....
Published Jan 01, 1900

Late one night in Washington, DC, a mugger jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me all your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the thief, "give me MY money!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.