On His Death Bed
Published May 17, 2004
A life long supporter of the Republican party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Democratic party.
"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're GOP through and through. Why change now?"
The man learned forward and explained, "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."
Originally published May 18, 2004.
