President Hillary
Published Nov 27, 2003
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people." Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears.... Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
Originally published November 28, 2003.
