Prime Minister and the President
Published Oct 14, 2002
The Israeli Prime Minister, Ehud Barak, is visiting his friend, U.S. President Bill Clinton, in Washington, DC.
In classic Clintonian style, the U.S. President offers a gift to his guest.
"Here you go, Ehud" says Bill. "Try out this shiny new Cadillac. It's their finest model."
"Thank you, Mr. President, but I can not accept this magnificent gift." replies the Prime Minister.
"Oh. I understand about gift limits. Ok then ... give me a half dollar for it. Then it won't be a gift." replies Clinton.
The Prime Minister gives Clinton a dollar.
"I don't have any change ... too bad" says the President.
"No big deal... you'll just give me two Cadillacs" retorts the PrimeMinister.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
