Renaming Saudi Arabia
Published Jan 01, 1900
Responding to news last week that Saudi Arabia will ask US forces to leave after years of protecting their country, the State Department is renaming them on all US Government maps. "The Saudis actually think somehow they're doing us a favor by having us be there helping to defend them," said real life Senator Carl Levin (D-MI) in a bona fide quote. Names being considered include: Saudi Arrogant Stupid Arabia Osama's Bankroll Jihadville And the current favorite, Ungratefulstan.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
