Saving George W.
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid, Milton Goodstein says, "I want to go to Disneyland." George says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Airforce One airplane "
The second kid, Aaron Goldfarb says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"
The third kid, Michael Silverstein says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
George is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.
Originally published August 06, 2003.
