Tax Law Happens
Published Mar 16, 2005
For those confused with online tax laws they have on the 1040-EZ-GIMMEE Form as they call it. Here are the instructions:
1. List all sources of income during the past year and please include income from offshore accounts,profits from insider trading and the yard sale you had last July.
2. List all your bank accounts, safety deposit boxes, debit/credit cards and the location of those Mason jars full of quarters you had your son bury in the back yard.
3 Say " Submit to the IRS " and we will handle the rest . You will never have to worry about those complicated deductions and depreciation schedules again..
Thank you for participating and we will be back next year.
Originally published March 17, 2005.
