The US Postal Service Srtikes Again!
Published Jan 01, 1900

Two postal workers had just gotten off their routes for the day when one of the postal workers saw the other step on a snail. "Why did you step on that snail, Tom?!," asked his perplexed coworker. "Cause that darn snail's been following me around work all day!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.