Time Off
Published Dec 13, 2003
Two government workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work." said the man.
"How do you think you will do that?" said the blonde.
He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing?
"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out.
The blonde began walking out too. The boss asked her where did she think she was going? She replied, "Home. I can't work in the dark".
Originally published December 14, 2003.
