Top 10 Reasons Santa Would Be A Better President Than Al Gore
10. Santa never associated with Bill Clinton. 9. Santa is more believable than Al Gore. 8. Santa never filed a lawsuit to get a job. 7. Santa will reward you only if you do something (being good). Al Gore will reward you for doing nothing (not working). 6. It is easier to believe that Santa visits every house in the world on Christmas Eve than to believe Al Gore invented the Internet, was the role model for "Love Story," helped his dad design the Interstate Highway system, etc. 5. Santa knows that if you raise funds at a Buddhist Temple, you call it a "fundraiser." 4. Santa really is his own man. 3. Santa would never kiss Mrs. Claus on national TV just to get a bump in the polls. 2. You know what Santa stands for. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON SANTA WOULD MAKE A BETTER PRESIDENT THAN AL GORE: 1. The majority of people in Tennessee like Santa.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
