What is the size of the Democratic Party?
Published Jan 01, 1900
The teacher asked Little Johnny, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?"
"About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.
"I meant, how MANY members does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?" explained the teacher
"Well," replied Little Johnny, "my father is 6 feet tall and every night he puts his hands to his chin and says, 'I've had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!' "
Originally published November 14, 2002.
