What Size ?
Published Jan 01, 1900
A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?"
"About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.
"NO!" exploded the teacher.."I mean, how MANY members does it have? How did you get 5 feet 2 inches?"
"Well," replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall and every night he puts his hands to his chin and says..
"I've had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
