White House Tour
Published Feb 05, 2005

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past.
"My, what was that?" exclaimed the woman.
"Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guiide.
Originally published February 06, 2005.