With Bucket Seats, Please . . .
Published Jan 01, 1900
A car salesman trying to "influence" a senator by offering him a new car for free. The senator tells him that he could never accept such a gift under such circumstances. "That would be unethical, dishonest and against the law!" he replies indignantly. The salesman thinks for a moment, and suggests he "sell" the senator a car ...for $20. The senator nods approvingly, "Great, I'll take 2."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
