- You argued that a few more months of sanctions and Saddam Hussein would fold like rookie poker player.
- You know more than 2 people who have a degree in "Womyn's Studies"
- You've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for the women of this country!"
- You blame things on "The Man."
- You believe that Bart Simpson only needs a little more affection.
- You've ever stared at a wall and said "Now THAT is definitely man's inhumanity to man!"
- You argue that the only flaw with Marx is that Russia was an agrarian society.
- You've ever called the meter maid a Fascist.
- You are giddy at the prospect of the return of bell bottoms.
- You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized militias.
- You view Hootie and the Blowfish as the bedrock of culture refinement for the 90's.
- After looking at your pay stub you can still say "America is undertaxed".
- You've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this".
- You've ever referred to "the glass ceiling".
Originally published November 14, 2002.
