Religious Jokes

A Little Girl from Minneapolis

Feb 08, 2005
My Crosswalk Follow topic
A Little Girl from Minneapolis

A little girl from Minneapolis came home from Sunday school with a frown on her face. "I'm not
going back there anymore," she announced with finality.

"I don't like the Bible they keep teaching us."

"Why not?" asked her astonished mother.

"Because," said the little girl, "that Bible is always talking about  St. Paul, and it never once mentions
Minneapolis."

Originally published February 09, 2005.

My Crosswalk Follow topic

SHARE

Trending on Crosswalk

A Prayer for When You Doubt God's Work in Your Life - Your Daily Prayer - July 6

A Prayer for When You Doubt God's Work in Your Life - Your Daily Prayer - July 6

Christine F. Perry
8 Reasons to Respect Your Kids’ Boundaries with Your Grandchildren

8 Reasons to Respect Your Kids’ Boundaries with Your Grandchildren

Sue Schlesman
Don’t Hide Your Light Today, Let It Shine! - The Crosswalk Devotional - July 6

Don’t Hide Your Light Today, Let It Shine! - The Crosswalk Devotional - July 6

May Patterson
5 Summertime Devotions for Families

5 Summertime Devotions for Families

Jennifer Waddle
A Prayer for Peace When the World Feels Chaotic - Your Daily Prayer - July 2

A Prayer for Peace When the World Feels Chaotic - Your Daily Prayer - July 2

Keri Eichberger
7 Meaningful Things to Include in Your July 4th Celebration

7 Meaningful Things to Include in Your July 4th Celebration

Jennifer Waddle