A Steward's Confidence
Published Jan 01, 1900
There were 2 men shipwrecked on this island. One started screaming and yelling, "we're going to die! We're going to die!, there's no food!, no water!, we're going to die!"
The second man was propped up against a palm tree, so calm it drove the 1st man crazy. "Don't you understand?, We're going to die"!
The 2nd man replied," You don't understand, I make $100,000 a week"
The 1st man looked at him quite dumbfounded & asked, "What difference does that make? We're on an island with no food & no water. We're going to DIE!!!"
The second answered, " You just don't get it, I make $100,000 a week & I tithe on that $100,000 a week. My pastor will find me!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
