ACTUAL CHURCH BULLETIN NOTES

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday, 7.00 to 8:30pm. Please use the back door.
Anointing of the Sick: If you are going to be hospitalised for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
Ushers will eat latecomers.
Finding the Love of Your Life: Practical advice and spiritual perspectives for singles looking for a mate every Sunday at 10:45 am.
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
Sermon this morning: "Women in the Church"
> The closing song: "Rise Up O Men of God"
Sermon this morning: "Gossip -The Speaking of Evil
" The closing song: "I Love to Tell The Story"
Sermon this morning: "Contemporary Issues #3 -Euthanasia"
The closing song: "Take My Life..."
Sermon this morning: "Predestination -What About Hell?"
The closing song: "I'll Go Where You Want Me To Go"
Originally published November 14, 2002.