And Still More Church Bulletin Bloopers

Volunteers are needed to spit up food.

Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess

There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.

Child care provided with reservations.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.

The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

Boars of Trustees

We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

The activity will take place on the church barking lot.

Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.

New Missionaries: Tim is a pilot and flies missionaries and supplies into the bush.