Another Listing of More Church Bloopers
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. Evening massage - 6 pm. The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door. Usher will eat latecomers.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
