"Bible" Questions For The Young Amoung You
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. - Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a Fury.
- David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
- Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson - he brought the house down.
Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?
A. They used floodlights.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a stone?
A. It had never entered his mind before.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. What is the way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan - the banks were always overflowing.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read, "I had come to be at ease but he proceeded to shake me up, and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Q. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
A. Joseph; Pharaoh made a ruler out of him.
Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A. He only had 2 worms.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
