Biblical Spokespersons
What if biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans: Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you? Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com):Take two tablets and call me in the morning. The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights. Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way. Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat. Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You'll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter. Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 ... B.C.E. Job for NASDAQ: 'Nuff said.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
