Biblical Spokespersons
What if Biblical characters could be recruited as high-tech promoters? Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:
Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?
Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com):
Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.
Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We've learned the hard way.
Solomon for Microsoft: Don't cut the baby in half.
Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.
Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.
Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we'd had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002 . B.C.E.
Job for NASDAQ: 'Nuff said.
Originally published February 17, 2004.
