Bored Members Anonymous
Published Jan 01, 1900
After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service. However, the first man to arrive was a total stranger.
"You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board," said the minister.
"I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I'd like to meet him."
and this ...
A mother was giving instructions to her children on their way to Sunday school, "And, why is it we should be quiet in church?"
Her little girl responded, "Because people are sleeping!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
