Religious Jokes

Children's Message

Jan 01, 1900
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Children's Message

The pastor was doing is weekly "children's message" with the children gathered around him down front. He was talking to the youngsters on their level about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"

"Heaven!" one of the girls cried out enthusiastically.

"And what do you have to be to get there?" the preacher asked thoughtfully.

"Dead!" yelled one of the boys.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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