Church Bloopers - still more to grin at

*Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.

*If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check and drip in the collection basket.

*Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.

*Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

*Karen's beautiful solo: "It is Well with my Solo"

*Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

*If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

*We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.

*Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford"

*Sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be water baptized on the table in the foyer.

*Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.

*Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.

*The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary's Cathedral.

*The District Duperintendent will be meeting with the church board.

*As soon as the weather clears up, the men will have a goof outing.

*Fifth Sinday is Lent.

*Thank you dead friends.

*Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

*Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

*Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.

*For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.

*Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.

*Definition: Persons who are shut-in during bath weather.

*Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.

*The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...

*Volunteers are needed to spit up food.

*Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess

*We pray that our people will jumble themselves.

*May God give us increasing hunger for the Blob.

*There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.

*Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows

*Child care provided with reservations.

*Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."

*Janet Smith has volunteered to strip, and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.

*Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?

*Christ is a member of Boy Scout Troop 36.

*Please come...you will be gald you did.

*Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

*My joke is easy and my burden is light.

*I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.

*We are an autonomous body, opearting under the hardship of Jesus Christ.

*The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

*Hymn of Invitation: "Whoever He Leads I'll Go"

*The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

*Worshipers are asked to wail until all have been served to partake of the Body and the Blood of Christ.

*Pray for continual growth in the lives of many of our teens--that a food foundation will be laid in their lives.

*Boars of Trustees

*We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

*The activity will take place on the church barking lot.

*Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.

*I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.

*Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

*New Missionaries: Tim is a pilot and flies missionaries and supplies into the bush.

*Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.

*All children are requested to bring fresh followers to decorate the cross for Easter Sunday.

*When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.