Church Sign Funnies

In my father's home town of Waverly, NY, the deacon did as he had done for many years: post the title of sermon for the following Sunday on the board out front of the church. He neglected to proofread his work. when he was done adding the sermon title, the board read:
The sermon for this Sunday: Do you know what HELL is???
Come in and hear our organist!
And then there is this ...
Sign over the door of a church's nursery:
II Corinthians 15:51 - "Behold I show you a mystery. we shall not all sleep but we shall all be changed."
Submitted by: Bob Huston
Originally published November 14, 2002.