Church Signs
Published Jan 01, 1900
Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long
and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world!
It is unlikely there'll ever be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here.
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons--come hear one.
People are like tea bags--you have to put them in hot water
before you know how strong they are.
Where will you be sitting in eternity--smoking or non-smoking?
Originally published November 14, 2002.
