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Congregation Good New & Bad News

Oct 02, 2003
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Congregation Good New & Bad News
There is the story of a person who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation:

I have good news and bad news.

The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program.

The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.

Originally published October 03, 2003.

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