Even in church bulletins you can find unintentional humor....
Published Jan 01, 1900
Attend today and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch. The church will host and evening of fine dining, superb entertainment and gracious hostility. Ladies bible study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. Next Sunday Mrs.Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible experience". The Weight Watchers group will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors at the side entrance. Today's Sermon: "How Much Can A Man Drink?" with hymns from a full choir.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
