Even More CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts...
The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved... the final secretary gave a grief report.
We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let's sing "Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow."
This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship.
This blooper showed up on the main page of the Internet web site for the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada:
"In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada."
Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth
Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.
The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles.
The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle.
The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.
Song Lyrics: What a friend we have in Jesus, all our sins and briefs to bear.
Church sign:
Jesus Saves!
Safeway sign across the street:
Safeway saves you more!
(For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school).
When their meeting was cancelled one week: "There will be no Moms who care this week."
This one I said myself during the congregational prayer when leading prayer for our unsaved loved ones: Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones.
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
