Football in Church!

A lot of folks spend their day of worship in front of a TV screen, but there are still plenty of the faithful that make it too their house of worship. The reason they can do this is because they use a little bit of imagination and can see the game before them in church. You don't believe me? Check out the plays from this past Sunday's...

CHURCH FOOTBALL

Quarterback Sneak
Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.

Halftime
The period between Sunday School and worship when many choose to leave

Benchwarmer
Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.

Backfield-in-Motion
Making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.

Staying in the Pocket
What happens to a lot of money that should be given to do the Lord's work.

Two-minute Warning
The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.

Instant Replay
The preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week's illustrations.

Trap
You're called on to pray and are asleep.

End Run
Getting out of church quick, without speaking to any guest or fellow member.

Flex Defense
The ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.

Halfback Option
The decision of 50% of the congregation not to return for the evening service.