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Funeral Discussion . . .

Jan 19, 2003
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Funeral Discussion . . .
An Episcopal Priest, a Catholic Priest, and a Rabbi are discussing funerals and the question came up -- "When you are in your casket, and friends, family, and congregants are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say?"

The Episcopal Priest says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

The Catholic Priest says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

The Rabbi replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"

Originally published January 20, 2003.

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