Funeral Discussion . . .

The Episcopal Priest says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
The Catholic Priest says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful teacher and a servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."
The Rabbi replies, "I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
Originally published January 20, 2003.