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Get A New Banner Service

Jan 01, 1900
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Get A New Banner Service

A True story:

A church was preparing for Easter services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the banner company.

The parishioner told the man on the phone the message he wanted and the dimensions needed for the entryway.

The sign came back a few days later: "Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide".

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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