Getting into Heaven
Published Jan 01, 1900
Submitted by Kaye
One day a mom was exasperated with her young son's antics. She, snapped at him saying: "How do you ever expect to get into heaven?"
"Well," fidgeted the little boy after some thought. "I'll run in and out, and keep slamming the door till they say 'Come in or stay out!' and then I'll go in."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
