Go to Church, son!
Published Jan 01, 1900
A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied. "No, I was planning on going fishing but my dad told me that he needed me to go to church instead."
The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.
To which the boy replied promptly, "Yeah, he did. Dad said he didn't have enough bait for the both of us to go fishin'."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
