Heavenly Dad
Published May 21, 2003
St. Peter was watching the pearly gates one afternoon when Jesus came around to see him. "Oh great! Glad you're here", Pete says, "Can you watch the gates for a minute while I take a break?"
Jesus nods and Pete runs off in a hurry. Soon, and old man walks up to the gate.
"Well", Jesus says, "Tell me your life story".
The old man looks up and says "I don't remember too much because I had amnesia when I died, but I remember my name was Joseph, and I was a carpenter, and I had a son that was world famous!"
Jesus looks at him and says "Papa?"
The old mans says "Pinocchio?"
Originally published May 22, 2003.
