Holy Math
Published Apr 15, 2003
Jesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, "The Kingdom of Heaven is like Y = AX squared + BX + C."
The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, "What on earth does Jesus mean - 'the Kingdom of Heaven is like Y = AX squared + BX + C ?'"
Peter said, "Don't worry, guys. It's just another one of his parabolas."
Originally published April 16, 2003.
