How Was The Sermon?

The pastor's wife is often his best friend... or severest critic. Realizing that her pastor husband did not have a good feeling about the sermon he had just delivered a few moments earlier, she asked, "So Honey, how do you feel about the service today?"
"It was a good worship service," he responded in a somber tone, "the sermon just never got off the ground."
Before she could stop the words from coming out of her mouth, she replied, "well, it sure taxied long enough!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.