Humor in Proverbs
Published Jan 01, 1900

The bigger they are, the harder they fall on you. (And the more it hurts)
When the going gets tough, the tough take Prozac.
If at first you haven't succeeded, have your 10-year-old program it.
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he'll buy worms from you.
Originally published November 14, 2002.