If Jesus were here today...
If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again in 1999, He would be wanted by...
...the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
...the EPA for killing fig trees,
...the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
...the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,
...the NEA for teaching without a certificate,
...OSHA for walking on water without a lifejacket and for flying without an airplane,
...the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
...the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,
...the NOW for not choosing a woman apostle,
...the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born,
...the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,
...and by the ZONING DEPARTMENT for building mansions without a permit.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
