In The Lord's Army

A minister was talking to a man in his congregation one day and encouraged him to be regular in his attendance and to become part of The Lord's Army. The man replied that he was a member of The Lord's Army.
"Why, then, do I only see you at church on Easter and Christmas?", the minister asked.
"Because I'm in the secret service" the man replied!
Originally published November 14, 2002.