Just Kidding
Published Jun 19, 2005

Pope John Paul II gets to heaven.
St. Peter says, "Frankly, you're lucky to be here."
Pope says, "Why? What did I do wrong on earth?"
St. Peter says, "God was very angry with your stance on women becoming priests."
Pope says, "He's mad about THAT?"
St. Peter says, "She's furious."
Originally published June 20, 2005.