Religious Jokes

Lead Us Not into ...

Jan 01, 1900
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Lead Us Not into ...

A minister parked his car in a no -- parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:
I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment.
FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES.

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.
I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.
LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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