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Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark .....

Jan 01, 1900
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Lessons To Be Learned From Noah's Ark .....

One: Don't miss the boat.

Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five: Don't listen to critics, just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six: Build your future on high ground.

Seven: For safety's sake travel in pairs.

Eight: Speed isn't everything. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine: When you're stressed, float awhile.

Ten: Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God there's always a rainbow waiting.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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