Religious Jokes

Listen Up!

Dec 09, 2003
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Listen Up!

During a sermon one Sunday, the pastor heard two teenage girls in the back giggling and disturbing people. He interrupted his sermon about halfway through, and announced sternly and very loud: "There are two of you here
who have not heard a word I've said."      

That quieted them down.

When the service was over, he went out to greet people at the front door. Three different adults apologized for going to sleep in church, promising it would never happen again.

Originally published December 10, 2003.

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